As a rule, I drink two cups of coffee in the morning. Gone are the days when I drank coffee all day and even had a cup after dinner--and never decaf. When I was a working mom, the sleep deprivation made it kind of necessary in order to function. These days, if I had a cup of coffee after lunch, I would be awake all night. But I do like my morning coffee. Now I mix regular and decaf. I can't quite seem to kick caffeine entirely. Wednesday morning there was no milk, no white stuff of any kind. Thursday morning my sone left a note on the coffee maker--carafe was cracked. Desperate times! I was not able to find a replacement carafe. At least I was not able to dedicate my entire day to finding one. So I bought a Mr. Coffee--a little five cup one for around 15 dollars. I was thinking that I never drink more than two cups so why not. What I forgot about is that the manufacturers of coffee makers definition of a cup is, at best, ha...
April Fool's! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteWhew! Glad you are going to stick around! :)
ReplyDeleteI knew this was April Fools because it would have been MUCH longer with some apology and explanation. Glad you posted this today of all days.
ReplyDeleteGlad it's only April Fools! I suspected it was - hoped it was.
ReplyDeleteThat was really mean! You scared me! I look forward to you and to seeing your side of the country!
ReplyDeleteOh, did that one get me! Thank heavens it's a joke!
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw your lead in I thought,"This had better be an April Fools gag". Thank goodness it was.
ReplyDeleteYou little whipper snapper. I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. I would have missed you.
ReplyDeleteRelieved your statement is an April Fool's joke. You would be missed.
ReplyDeleteOh, you April Fooler!
ReplyDeleteI was so hoping it would be an April Fool's joke so am glad I read the comments section!
ReplyDeleteGood one!
Okay, you got me, too! Glad you're sticking around.
ReplyDeleteMan, you scared me!
ReplyDeleteI knew better, but only because I read your post on April second after having opened Amazon a few times yesterday. They put a retro 1999 screen up when it opened.
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