Remember when travelling was an adventure and getting there really was half the fun? Times have certainly changed and not in a good way. This e-mail excerpt from my sister-in-law made me chuckle in the way you chuckle when you are just relieved it wasn't you: Just a heads up, Sarasota Airport has one of those body scan machines. Even if they tell you to empty your pockets and you think you did, double check to make sure there isn't the tiniest wad of tissue way down in your pocket. You may be subjected to the pat down around the time another agent is pulling your luggage aside because an odd bomb-shaped jar of marmalade is making everyone suspicious. All the while your spouse is sitting smugly off to one side, pretending not to know you. The first time we went to the Bahamas, we had bartered antique Harley parts for at least part of the weeks rent on a villa. This must have been late 1990's. The cost to ship to the Bahamas, plus the duty on the imported ...
"A grandma is just an antique little girl"...unknown