Confessions of a Grandma

I got a chuckle out of an article in yesterday's Burlington Free Press .  Then I kind of got irritated. Kohler luxury toilet costs $6, 390: toilet aficionados, look not further. A Wisconsin company is promising you "a figment of beauty and geometry" with piano music, feet warmers, and a slew of other amenities--if you are willing to flush out nearly $6,400. Kohler Co. is preparing to release its high end Numi toilet this fall. When it senses your presence, the toilet automatically raises an adjustable- height cover. A night light guides you to its heated seat. If you stay a while, plug in you iPod or turn on the built-in FM radio. A floor-level vent blows warm air to keep your toes warm. I am sorry that a picture did not accompany this tidbit because I am most curious to know what it looks like. Personally, I am not even considering buying one of these until it is perfected. I want a toilet that can sense gender and automatically open the lid only or bo...