I have to get an apple so I can show you how to eat one!
You take a bite, chew, swallow, take another bite. It's not rocket science.
You're holding it wrong. I can'f believe you don't know how to eat an apple, Grandma!
Holding it wrong?
Well, the lad has definite ideas about the proper way of orienting an apple as you move it toward the mouth and take a bite.
For decades now I have held an apple -- thumb on the blossom end, fingers on the stem end -- and bit into it so that my thumb and fingers would line up along the corners of my mouth.
Dane, on the other hand, thinks the apple should be stem up and blossom end down. I guess some people agree.
In any case, I guess an apple a day will keep the doctor away.