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 This was shared with me by the Venice (FL) Interfaith Community Association.


Be Careful

Author Unknown

Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!

I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn't mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!!

Certainly, I couldn't share with the fridge, because he's been acting cold and distant!

In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn't all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!

The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic - told me to just suck it up buttercup!

But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!

The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn't say anything when I asked its opinion.

But the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!!

You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to "pull myself together!"

We will survive!!


Comments

  1. KaySeptember 23, 2020 at 7:45 PM

    Thank you for my smile today.

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  2. Arkansas PattiSeptember 23, 2020 at 9:16 PM

    I love this. My vacuum said the same thing:)

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  3. Linda ReederSeptember 24, 2020 at 12:20 AM

    Someone had fun putting this together. :-)

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  4. Practical ParsimonySeptember 24, 2020 at 1:32 AM

    That was very funny!

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  5. Margaret (Peggy or Peg too)September 24, 2020 at 9:04 AM

    cute!

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  6. MaebemeSeptember 24, 2020 at 9:12 AM

    That made me chuckle!

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  7. gigi-hawaiiSeptember 24, 2020 at 10:42 AM

    Hilarious! Very clever.

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  8. TomSeptember 24, 2020 at 9:39 PM

    Ha ha. Every night I complain to my bed, but it's told me to give it a rest. In the morning I mutter in the shower, but it says I'm all wet!

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  9. oklhdanSeptember 24, 2020 at 11:49 PM

    Loved this! I'm just about at the point of having some meaningful conversations with my own appliances!

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