|Mike dragging the snow blower. When he gets done, the street plow will roar by and push the road snow back into the driveway...just to make him mad.|
Just in case you are planning to do a little cooking, I will share these tips from Martha Stewart and the card character, Maxine. Now I just love Martha Stewart, bless her heart, but this is kind of funny. (It has pictures of Martha and Maxine having this little debate, but copying and posting the pictures--readers here know my computer skills--or lack thereof.)
Martha says: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes
Maxine says: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
***Martha says: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine says: Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Martha says: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting it in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine says: Celery? Never heard of it!
Martha says: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine says: Take a lime, mix it with tequila. Chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Martha says: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxine says: Leftover wine??????? HELLO!!!!!!