Confessions of a Grandma

I found this recipe for salad dressing on Pinterest.  I made some for my salad supper last night, so I can attest that it is indeed scrumptious. Smash up an anchovy and a clove of garlic. Finely dice a shallot (or two) and put this all in a jar.  Add 1/4 cup white wine vinegar (any mild vinegar or fresh lemon juice works really well).  Let it sit for about ten minutes.  Whisk in 2 teaspoons of dijon mustard, then slowly whisk in 1/2 cup of olive oil. google image I poured some on romaine lettuce, avocado slices, and fresh parsley.  So fresh and yummy! I learned how to slice an avocado without getting it all over my hands when I visited Mike's daughter on the trip to Florida in December.  Maybe everybody knows this already, but it was a revelation to me! You split the avocado in half with a knife, working it around the pit in the center.  Perhaps you will want to refer back to the circumferential method of splitting an English muffin as ...

My grandson's birthday is coming up soon.  Hard to believe he will be turning eight.  Grandchildren really do grow up just too darned fast!  I don't understand how they manage it. I looked up area toy stores on line and I found a small, local place called the Toy Lab in the heart of historic Sarasota.  It had some outstanding reviews so I decided I would brave the season traffic and check it out. It was a charming little store, filled with all kinds of interesting things.  Not a video game in sight, but I don't think even an eight year old would miss them if he found himself standing inside the place. It was a challenge to make a final selection.  So many fun and interesting things--and educational.  Pity the grandchildren of educators.  They know they are going to get educational toys for birthdays. I chose this: Magformers They are magnetic pieces that can be used to construct different gizmos  This set has gears that add some...

I read Sharp Objects  by Gillian Flynn.  I have heard it is being made into a television movie. Gillian Flynn Wow, she looks like a perfectly lovely, normal person, doesn't she? How she comes up with the darkly macabre story lines is a source of wonderment to me. I won't be a spoiler here, but I really did think I had the crime figured out pretty early in the game.  And towards the end I was moved to shout, "AHA!!  I knew it!"  But I was wrong.  Not entirely wrong but I had not solved the case and I really had not seen the actual solution coming. Murder mysteries have always been my secret vise ever since I first started with Agatha Christie.  This one was a step beyond a Miss Marple.

Well,  I have avoided the flu so far this winter. Not so for my computer. Some kind of infection wormed its way into my MacBook Air. My Mac! The virus had the effect of keeping me out of any site I might have any desire to access. AND the very site that brought me the virus offered to diagnose and fix it all for a fee of unspecified amount. (How thoughtful of them!) I decided to take it to a real person who, fortunately, got me back on track. Whew!

I am determined to bake a decent loaf of bread.  It is a family heritage that somehow skipped leaving an imprint on my DNA. Not that it helped this time, but I was reading about bread making in The Joy of Cooking.   I came across a recipe for English muffins.  It involved scrubbing out a half dozen tuna cans so I did not attempt it.  What caught my eye, though, were the instructions for fork splitting them.  The method involved two forks held back to back and a prying motion. Well, I had just never heard of that!  And it seems kind of awkward.  So I googled fork splitting English muffins, two forks.  Nada.  Involving two forks, anyway. I did find this though.  (Had to post it, my friend!)

Okay.  I know I make fun of signs and silly rules and regulations. There is something about posting rules for things that should be common sense or matters of simple human curtesy that raises my hackles. Maybe it was coming of age in the 60's when authority was to be challenges and those over thirty not to be trusted. But, you know what is worse?  The lack of common sense and simple curtesy to self, others, and the world we live in. There has been an incredible amount of beach erosion in the past year.  And there are plenty of signs asking beach goers to PLEASE, please stay off the fragile dunes.  And yet, right next to the board walk over the dunes: This picture doesn't even capture how deep the rut in the dune actually is--all worn down in the past year. Now I am not saying that there should be a law enforced by the police department handing out tickets and hefty fines.  But why can't people have more respect for the earth? People who leave foo...

Laws can be curious things. I have been seeing a TV ad informing Florida citizens that child booster seats are now required by law.  I assume that means if you actually have a child in the vehicle. Kind of sad that we always have to legislate common sense.  Still, I have to wonder why it is that Florida is so late in this particular game.  Maybe the child seat manufacturers finally got around to make campaign donations to Florida law makers. I believe it was the state of New York (certainly no stranger to passing and enforcing laws to regulate every aspect of behavior observable in a vehicle with an out of state license plate) where I saw the advisory: TEXTING prohibited for all.  Cellphone use prohibited for teenagers.  What kind of enforcement nightmare that must be!  And why presume that only teens are distracted by cell phone use? Florida legislators also recently banned all computers and smart phones in the state.  Please don't turn me...