Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Some Words of Wisdom

offer some words of wisdom today:


  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


  • You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.



  • The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



  •  Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.



  • When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.



  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

You're welcome!  Have a good day!


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