Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Some Words of Wisdom

offer some words of wisdom today:

  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

  • The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

  •  Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

  • When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

You're welcome!  Have a good day!


Weekend-Windup said...

It was nice reading your blog:)

Arkansas Patti said...

Those were fun and so true. I'll have to remember the pessimist one next time I could use some extra cash:))

joeh said...

I will steal number two.

Sally Wessely said...

Fun advice, and very true also.

Linda Reeder said...

Those are great!

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Love 'em!!

joared said...

Words of wisdom!

Granny Annie said...

Such delightful words.

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

Thanks for making me chuckle.