Bike meets car; face meets pavement. Olga meets EMTs, gets ride to ER, meets nurses, doctors and X-ray technicians, and friendly police officer who issues a citation for negligent bike riding. Not pretty. So very not pretty.
Are you ready for this?
Yes. I was wearing my helmet. Plenty of bruises and swellings, but no broken bones, no concussion.
I will take it easy for the next few days, but first order of business is to go out and purchase purple eye shadow.